LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS
he doesn’t just want to get to the other side of the road
he wants to get to
the other side
the motherfucking chicken is suicidal
oh my fuck MY LIFE IS A LIE
if theres one thing school taught me its never touch the underside of a desk
One thing school has taught me is to NEVER TOUCH THE UNDERSIDE OF A TABLE ANYWHERE THATS PUBLIC.
(Fuente: fuckiminmy20s, vía wearing-sammy-to-the-prom)
people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by??
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my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
(Fuente: castiali, vía wearing-sammy-to-the-prom)
does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment
it took me a second and then
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